Postmodern Survival


There Is A Motorcycle
May 22, 2008, 10:13 am
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This is it. I have Prince’s motorcycle, minus the weirdo batman fairing and Prince symbol…and Prince.

You know what? Maybe this is a better picture:

Happy Graduation to me, even though I skipped the ceremony and have not technically turned in all of the work required to graduate yet! Hey, when these things pop up you have to jump on them. Don’t worry. I’ve taken it away from myself until my work is done. More on this awesome development later.



Self Re-Education
April 23, 2008, 11:12 pm
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There are a bunch of these videos on YouTube which are apparently meant to hypnotize the viewer into being happy all the time and being wealthy and living in hotel-sized houses and riding jet skis to work. They seem to be related to the movie The Secret which I have decided I never want to watch. I think in this case my cultural ignorance is justifiable. Kind of like how I don’t watch pro wrestling.

From the YouTube notes:

Watch video first thing in the morning and before you goto bed. Stay in a happy mood all the time and be grateful to attract wealth.

EDIT: Fortune cookie??